[creeps through your window at 4 am] hey wanna talk about video games
i hate messaging people first all the time it makes me feel extremely needy so im sending psychic forces to urge you all to message me first got it
mr. sulu, plot a course for ‘as far away from my responsibilities as possible’ yes warp 10 would be great thank
my sexuality? well you see its *throws smoke bomb, disappears while youre distracted*
Do you ever just sit there and wonder holy shit how did so many people end up following me what did I even do i can barely even feed myself how am i supposed to entertain you all with my incompetent blogging abilities
life hack: don’t join tumblr
so my doctor called to tell me about my blood test results and she said everything was good except that i most likely have Gilbert’s Syndrome (inherited it from my dad, and completely harmless unless i become an alcoholic) and that my vitamin d levels are low.
let me get this straight
i need the d and i have Gilbert’s syndrome.
i think not.
Here’s your prescription